Wednesday, July 29, 2009

I believe these truths to be self evident...

*Though Marvin Gaye's version rightly is considered a classic, Gladys Knight and the Pips take on I Heard it Through the Grapevine is hotter, funkier, and a lot more fun.

*If you refer to yourself as a genius, you probably are not.

*Real estate business cards are generally train wrecks of design. Cluttered, cramped, difficult to read and hard to look at. (Too much stuff is the problem, really. All that is required is name, title, contact information, maybe a small, tasteful logo.

*Jesus doesn't want you to spend $4 million, taken from money donated in his name, to build a massive, 9000 square foot house (with 2000 square foot screened porch) overlooking lake Keowee. Well, not unless you plan to house Bosnian orphans and South African AIDS babies in your obscenely huge lake-front mansion. Because, hey, guess what, Jesus wants you to help people with that money, not use it to erect an enormous, disgusting monument to your ego.

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