Sunday, August 29, 2010

Idea #5 - Lifestyle magazine for the frugal and/or poor

I originally intended to post my incredibly innovative and original idea to introduce real American smokehouse barbecue to the foggy, cobbled streets (yes, I know, they pretty much use asphalt- excuse me, "tar macadam"- like we do here) of Ye Olde London Towne, but then I found out about this place, so you know, never mind.

Instead, here's another one: what about a fashion/lifestyle/food magazine for folks with, let's just say, not so much going on in the ol' money department. GQ crossed with allure crossed with Food & Wine crossed with Travel & Leisure crossed with, oh, I don't know, Guns & Ammo, but with the resulting unholy offspring aimed squarely at the underfunded. In other words, a periodical featuring information and advice about fashion, cars, food, and travel, for folks that don't know what, say, selvedge denim is, and can't afford to buy it even if they do.

A lifestyle magazine that is a manual, not a wishbook.


Thursday, August 26, 2010

Idea #4 - Elective national service program.

High-school graduates (or equivalents; GED training/testing will be available to the diploma-less) aged 18 years or older will be encouraged to complete at least 2 years of service to the country, either as a member of the armed services (including Coast Guard and National Guard/Reserve), or as a participant in one of several civilian services. The largest of these civilian groups will be a greatly enhanced and expanded Americorps, with membership numbering in the millions and with responsibilities ranging from hiking trail maintenance to natural disaster support to education and mentoring services.


The benefits & advantages of joining the armed services are too numerous to catalog here, but, suffice to say that, for many,the military will continue to be preferred as a uniquely challenging and rewarding path of national service. Other eligible applicants will choose to join a civilian branch of service, a rewarding decision in its own right. Each enlistee to a civilian service will receive a weekly stipend, food and housing, college credit (classroom time will be a significant component of the services), and plenty of real-world experience.


Membership in either the military or civilian forces will be wholly voluntary, however, as the pool of NSP graduates continues to grow, employment opportunities will become increasing skewed toward those with some NSP experience under their belts, thus, NSP enlistment will become increasing desirable.


Participation in the national service programs will have other, less tangible benefits, as well. Since one major aspect of the domestic civilian programs will be that enlistees MUST serve somewhere other than their home areas, participants will be forced to experience geographical, cultural, and socio-economic situations different from the ones they are accustomed to at home. For example, a civilian NSP member from urban Chicago might find herself maintaining horse trails on federal land in Montana. Or a lacrosse player from Nashville might see himself assigned to help teach math to inner-city children in Baltimore. With any luck, the experience will result in generations of politically active, and socially & culturally aware young people, who are also healthier, more confident, and less afraid of hard work and disappointment.

Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Idea #3 - Alt History: Opryland never dies

In the mid-1990s, Gaylord Entertainment (owner of Opryland Themepark) decides that it no longer wants to operate an amusement park in Nashville. In our timeline, this decision prompts Gaylord to shutter Opryland in December of 1997 and to replace it with a giant, terrible shopping mall, which serves as the centerpiece of a new, improved, and yuckier "Opryland USA".

In my (preferred alternate) reality, Gaylord decides to sell the theme park, whole, or in part, to Herschend Entertainment. Herschend is a good fit, as it already operates 2 other country-oriented theme parks (Silver Dollar City & Dollywood, duh) in white-person tourism Meccas. From 1998 to the present, the Opryland park expands in much the same fashion as the Branson and Pigeon Forge parks did in our timeline, adding a dozen or more new rides along with several new themed "lands" to the park (for example, a "mountain music & crafts" section that is reminiscent of similar areas at SDC and DW). Among the notable ride additions during the decade plus of Herschend ownership is the historic "Zippin Pippin" roller coaster (Elvis' favorite amusement park ride), purchased from the defunct Libertyland park in Memphis, which is made the centerpiece of an expanded "Do Wah Diddy City" section of the park.

Coming soon to 'poke full of dreams'...

As scribbled hurriedly onto scraps of paper just moments ago:

Idea - Sunsphere as an '80s retro-futuristic lounge - BLADE RUNNER!

Idea - tiki bar - in Downtown Greenville - or Clemson!!

Idea - Museum of Appalachian music - in Knoxville!

Idea - Travis Tritt - Bluegrass Singer!

Idea - ALT HISTORY - What is there was NO AMERICAN REVOLUTION?

Idea - Batman - as an African-American - in the 1970s!!

Idea - DOLLYWOOD HAUNTED HOLLER DARK RIDE!

Monday, August 23, 2010

Idea #2 - Apocalypso

Death metal with steel drums. Hey, it could work.

Idea #1 - Journal of ideas.

I needed a place to share my ideas. Good ideas, dumb ideas, confusing ideas- they weren't doing anyone any good all hidden away inside my noggin, now were they? No way, Jose (which I pronounce the English way, thank you)- no, these ideas, they needed to be aired out, let loose, set free to roam the fertile green hills of the online Interweb. So I refit and refurbished this defunct web log, and I will be using it to disseminate the fruits of the rich, loamy, fertile soil that is my brain. So, that's all I have for now, I guess. Idea #1 down.